I can be called Mo Toufu by some
of my alien friends from Toufu spaceship.
Me and my friends hail from Earth,
we live together in flower pots and
eat yummylicious paos for breakfast.
We like eating pixie cupcakes and because
they're covered in pixie dust and
superduperlicious flavours and they just make
you want more. And everyone knows that
pixie cupcakes shall conquer the world.
North South East West here we go again.